stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast
I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
We always get here. How do we always get here?
How does Jared Padalecki even work
I mean he’s so tall and has broad shoulders and is all muscular and shit
And then you look at his face and it’s made of sunshine
And he has this stupid smile that makes everyone smile and be happy and believe the world is a better place
And uGH NO
(Source: assbutty)
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
you guISE
!!!!!
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
NEVER HAVE I BEEN HAPPIER TO HAVE
HOARDEDKEPT ALL MY OLD PURSES/CLUTCHES.
BECAUSE IMMA HIT UP THE THRIFT STORE FOR SOME HARDCOVERS AND MAKE THIS GEM.
(Source: yeptea)
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.
seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.
Harry Potter Illustrations by Casey Robin
